Reproductive Health Policy: Ba’t ba pinag-initan na naman?

by Rainier on July 17, 2008

An sama nang statistics nang mga kalibogan nang mga Pinoy mga kabisyo (pssst! Merkano ako! hehehe!) with all these debate about population. Are you aware that there are about 400,000 cases of abortion in the country mga kunichiwa?! Hindi pa kabilang dyan ang mga pina-abort ko ha?! Anoto? Bagong cottage industry?

Now, ba’t mo ibubukaka ang iyong pukekang when you’re not ready and is not aware what’s going to happen pag umusbong ang bunga nang tukmol nang iyong kalibugan? Ok, fine. Sa iba, it’s called, pagmamahalan, or luto nang diyos! Read in pabaliktad na sentence: panandaliang one night stand. Bottom line, sexual intercourse of kors equals responsibility kaya kelangan educationalization para knowing nang both sides kung anong klaseng igwana ang lalabas para indi ignoramusity.

My entry is not about abortion. It’s not even pro-life because I know fully well that this is one tres tres touchy subject. I won’t even tell you which side I am on because I don’t even have a vagina. Halleeerrr! plastic lang yong akin! But 400,000 is a staggering number mga kunichiwa.

So, enter the current discussion karon mga kabisyo. It’s called Reproductive Health Policy, read: well, depending on which side you’re on, either it’s called abortion or health information chorva to prevent conception. It started when Quezon Ciy passed an Ordinance Creating Population Management and Reproductive Health Policy, which provides access to contraceptives like condoms, pills, injectibles, and intrauterine devices na kung dito nga sa Estados Unidos eh mabibili mo kahit na anong kanto just in case na inabot ka nang tukmol nang ligaya with your well, kung sino pa man ang bitbit mo.

Dyan nag-aaway away ang mga you know who (read: church and politicos). But the fack of the matter is, we are now 90 million [people] and will be, in 2013, 100 million, given that 2 million babies are born every year,” yan ang sabinetch sa newspaper.

Kelangan pa bang ime-morize and epekto nang uber daming tao? Sampol.

a.) Di ka na makasakay sa LRT
b.) Nag-mistula nang rock concert ang mga klase sa tambak na estudyante
c.) Kahit anong asenso nang Pinas economically, daming taong pasi-sibain
d.) Lahat na nang agricultural lands eh puno na nang megamols

On a positive note… tsk! tsk! tsk! daming guapo sa Pinas uy! Hahahaha!

Alam nyo naman ang missionairy posisyon nang ahh… “nila” Hahaha! Natural family planning. Meaning, pag tumigas at sinaksak mo dun sa papayang mainit, huhugutin mo bago sumapit ang new year at dumating ang tyanak.

PWEDE BA YON!?! GRRRR!!!

Eto ngayon ang chorva: The Cubao diocese has joined the Ozamiz archdiocese in threatening to refuse Holy Communion to politicians supporting controversial reproductive health measures.

Wala naman akong galet sa simbahan noh?! Pero, up to know, wez ko ma-sight kung ano ba ang problem why o why o why we need to just let our kids be ignorant about sex at ang resulta nang kangkangan. Tuloy, mga igno ang mga to, result? 400,000 unwanted pregnancies na pina-pa abort every year.

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PAHABOL: I’m really proud of my Barrio Siete! World record namen, kinse anyos, kinasal dahil na-juntis! Hahahaha! Laban kayo?! hahahaa!

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