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working on quitting smoking with the help of Nicoderm CQ

by reynz on May 25, 2013

This is not a paid ad. I just wanted to quit smoking, and have been unsuccessful in the past. I’m hoping that Nicoderm CQ would help. I’ve been smokeless for 18 days, 23 hours, 14 minutes, 51 seconds and counting to this day, May 24, 2013. I have not smoked an estimated 474 sticks of [...]

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Would you like to make a donation…

by reynz on May 24, 2013

I was on a lunch break, and decided to stop by a bookstore and pick up a copy of – i’ll make yabang later book. The guy rang me up, and before completing the sale, as is usual here in the land of, “Would you like to make a donation to the Salvation Army?” So, [...]

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Dan Brown calls Manila ‘gates of hell’ in novel

May 22, 2013

Dear Dan Brown, You know I read your books, Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code. I read your book Da Vinci Code on a flight to Manila many years ago. Once there, they borrowed my book. They’ve kept it for so long, I’ll have to borrow it back when I’m back in Manila. But seriously, [...]

love is a barter trade

May 20, 2013

(Photo Credits: ABS-CBN) Dear Ai-Ai, I know, like what your name suggests, Ai naku. I’ve been there. Kaya, I am in a better position to give you a royal advice. You cannot buy love. Huli na nang nalaman kong, Love is Barter Trade. That is, I give to you – you give to me. Kaliwaan [...]

it’s not me.

May 20, 2013

It’s official. I will continue doing laundry for a living. Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

an apology to presidential bully Ma of Taiwan

May 18, 2013

Dear President Ma of Taiwan, I apologize you did not learn from Harvard that Balintang Channel, given that it is deep inside the Philippine territory is not international waters, you idiot! That’s the problem with pirated CD’s you people have been exporting! Care to check your map again? Taiwan is part of China. Now, you [...]

Philippine mid-term election is failure of erection

May 16, 2013

Borderline moron Filipinos even voted for corrupt and convicted felons back to public office. Disgusted! Sabi ni Miriam… Nanlalambot si Dick dahil andun sya sa 13 at di makapasok sa 12. The new mayor of Manila. These pictures are not mine. They’re floating on Facebook. I posted there here because I’m just depressed at the [...]

change has come for the worst

May 14, 2013

If there is anything I learned from this election, it’s the validation that my brains are wired differently. I am not your normal, average person since 99% of Filipinos believe they know what’s right for the country, and I was on the wrong side. Therefore, while I have no admiration to the topnotchers, I congratulate [...]

magboto ki toltol, ta si gobyerno ta panu na ki pulpul

May 12, 2013

(Apologies to Rappler) 10 Things to remember on Election Day, Reyna Elena’s translated version Sa Pilipinas, maski sisay na botanteng buhay o gadan, maski ngani na-convict na sarong criminal, igwa pang right to vote. Kaya hilinga nindo, dipungal na tios ta kan lintian na right to suffer. Kaya, huni – hinabas ko sa Rappler, pig-translate [...]

mid-term election 2013: exercise your right of suffer

May 12, 2013

that’s right! exercise your right of suffer on monday, may 13, 2013 bibili lang po muna ako nang siling labuyo na nagliliyab sa plaza dahil the uragon in me is pilit na uma-alpas sa mga emails na galing Castilla, galing QC na todo todo na daw po ang vote buying! and like Babý Bringas, mang-ookray [...]

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